Pretty girl at the nail salon a few tables over from me: “Yeah – so I went on a date with this guy the other night. He was really nice but he kept correcting me!”
Girl’s Friend: “Correcting
you? About what?”
Pretty Girl: “Well,
I was talking about the separation between capital and state – and he was like,
‘It’s
church.’"
(Silence as Pretty Girl and Girl's Friend sit pondering....)
Pretty Girl: "Is it really church? Separation between state and church? I totally
thought it was capitol.”
Me in my head: It’s
a good thing she is pretty.
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